Peter
Jackson’s legendary trilogy on Tolkien’s world famous piece might be one
of the best films ever made on this planet. Or it might have won 11
Academy Awards. But the real importance of the trilogy is the “real”
meaning hidden under lines and frames. There’s no need to bother the
reader more; so it’s better to tell the real meaning from the very
beginning. The whole movie is a metaphor of the hate and outrage against
marriage, and the film is actually about a bunch of gay guys including one
old pedophile!
The
main character in the movie is, although it is not a human being, the ring
of power. And universally, the ring symbolizes marriage. However, the
owner of the ring is Sauron who is the pure evil that one can ever know.
Sauron is shown as a big red eye on the top of his tower watching and
trying to know everything that goes on in the middle earth. Actually, the
thing we all think that it is a huge eye is the vagina or the simplest
symbol of female being. Sauron owns the ring of power, which means she
rules the whole life as a married woman. It is impossible to resist the
power of Sauron. Because men are the slaves of the women just because
there is a ring involved. In the first episode, in the scene where the
fellowship is founded, “The one ring answers Sauron alone. It has no other
master” says Aragorn. To claim the independence and freedom, men should
destroy the ring and kill the vagina. But this is a very though challenge.
To achieve this goal, earth needs some men brave enough to kill the vagina
and also these men should not be married. Because bearing a ring which
means being married is a very sad thing. The one with a ring is alone and
lonely, he can not see his male friends as he could see them before he was
married. In one scene, Galadriel speaks to Frodo: “You are a ring bearer,
Frodo. To bear a ring of power is to be alone.” Also, Gollum was a typical
Hobbit years ago. He was a toy of old pedophile sorcerers. But one day he
finds the ring, and becomes a slave to it. Actually this means that he got
married, quitted his former life style and becomes a very horrible
creature that is hated by everybody.
The answer to the call for volunteers comes from a bunch of gay guys:
Hobbits, a man, an elf, a dwarf and a very, very old sorcerer called
Gandalf. These people believe in real power hidden beneath men. And that’s
why they choose to be gay, not straight. Gandalf likes young boys, so his
choice is about Hobbits, because old Gandalf is a typical pedophile. When
he goes to Minas Tirith, he decides to take Pippin with him. In fact, he
doesn’t need him on this journey. A second person on the horse makes the
ride slower and longer. But he takes this cute little boy with him. Why?
Are you still asking???
There
is no need to tell that the relationship between Sam and Frodo indicates a
subtext with the story of two gay guys on a very hard journey. They smuggle
to each other at night, they sleep together and they love each other in more
than one can love his ordinary friend. But, to support the idea of film’s
outrage to women can be summarized by the help of a few examples. First of
all, think about the main female characters in the movie; like Eowyn. In
order to do something, she has to be in disguise. She wears men’s clothes
and goes to war against women. She’s no straight woman; she’s a proud
lesbian girl, that’s all! And Galadriel... She is not an ordinary woman.
Because when she has a conversation with Frodo by the fountain, she may
resist the power and attraction of the ring. She refuses it. This means that
she refuses to get married. She wants to live free and independently like a
single man. That’s why she is pictured as one of the noblest characters in
the trilogy. And at last but not the least, even the giant spider who is the
biggest enemy on our fellow Hobbits’ journey to Mordor is female! There’s
nothing else to say…